[opening theme music]
Would somebody please cue that bird?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats Oh yeah! ♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni? ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
Right on!
♪ They're stepping out crime, And you know that ain't balony ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche, He's the leader of the bunch ♪
That's right!
♪ A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch. ♪
♪ And little Polly Esther Who's never afraid ♪
That's me!
♪ Of going into battle When the bad guys invade ♪
♪ Guido Anchovis A wild romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets down down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here come the Pizza Cats They're so bad ♪
♪ They've got more fur Than any turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger Than Old Cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than Old Cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ Step on their tails Get off my tail! ♪
♪ And you're gonna get hurt Don't hurt me! ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime All over town ♪
♪ Three...Two... One... The Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's a rotten shame He lives in Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We've got a nasty Bad Bird And some nasty Ninja Crows ♪
♪ As soon as Someone finds the script ♪
♪ We might begin the show ♪
♪ Sit back and rest your feet And turn the sound up high ♪
♪ And if you want The full effects ♪
♪ Go eat a pizza pie ♪
Hahaha!
[screams]
[splash]
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[Kong]
[oriental music]
[narrator] Somewhere deep in the bowels
of Little Tokyo pizza kitchen:
Ah-haa, that's great!
Yeah, all of us together in the spa.
You wouldn't happen to have an ulterior motive,
would you, uncle Al?
Hold ya smolder, every show 41 takes place in this spa.
So where should I send the people? To Cleveland?
Every time you cats are sent to somewhere nice,
you think I've got some sort of ulterior motive.
That hurts my feelings.
[giggles]
We're just jesting you a little bit, Big Al. Chill out.
You Pizza Cats have got to remember, I'm very sensitive.
Now say you are sorry, all of you.
-[cats] We are sorry. -Fine.
Now, have any of you been to a spa?
-[Guido] Never. -Not me.
[Polly] I wish.
According to little pamphlet, that I found on spot,
and it can idle, I don't think here is much chance
of you kittens blending in there.
Careful, Al, your sensitivity is showing.
[Al] This is the picture of the presidential cottage,
You don't think I sent too many flowers, do you?
The Emperor and Princess Vi will be staying there this week.
Oh, I suppose it's just a coincidence,
that they are going to the same spa we are?
It wouldn't hurt you to memorize this map of the area,
keep your eyes open.
And there is another thing I want to mention.
Vi and I are having a little party next weekend.
All of you to come back alive are invited.
That's a lot, Big Al, you're so generous.
Can you say that with your eyes shut?
I'll try.
Return alive, and you are invited to my house.
Al is a soft bag.
[Al] Very funny! However, I don't think
you cats will be laughing, when I tell you
the Big Cheese has been brawling the area.
You'd better stay on your toes.
Na-haa! I would like to get a claw into the Big Cheese.
Alright. Don't take any chances.
It's just hard to hate Al.
[narrator] So once again, the Pizza Cats set on
hoping for a rematch with that champion of chief,
known as the Big Cheese.
or at the very least for a chance
to find where he shops.
[Francine] Casting, casting all!
May I have your attention, please!
We are preparing to launch the Pizza Cats.
I'm now doing the launching.
I suggest you vaccinate the premises.
Oh, hew, I'm getting all tingly.
[Francine] Fire one! Fire two!
[explosions]
Fire three! Fire four!
Whoa, I got so excited, I shut my eyes,
and now I can't open them.
Ever line, may I have your attention?
Did you just love the way I did that?
[narrator] The Pizza Cats fly in a tight formation moving west
to the vicinity of their ultimate destination.
Health Spa and Tennis Ranch.
At the same moment, the royal party is also heading west.
Emperor Fred is cross eyed from nausea,
and the unlovable Princess Vi try to remember
why they didn't bring the Limo.
[Speedy] Hey look, you guys, there is the royal party.
I wonder, why the emperor didn't bring the Limo?
[Guido] According to the map, it should be just over this ridge.
There is the waterfall.
It's beautiful.
Let's fly under the bridge in battle impression.
Here we go!
[Polly] Boy, are we good.
[chatter]
Ha-haa. The first thing I'm gonna do, is take a bath.
You should. You need one.
[Guido] Hey, who took all the furniture?
Big Al must have some economy package.
There is nothing economy about this.
[all] Yeah!
[Guido] Look snacks!
They know how to make you feel like home.
Pizza dough balls!
[munching]
Aah!
Amazing, he has a stomach of iron.
Come on, Polly, let's look around.
Maybe even take a quick dip.
I'm right behind you, Francine.
See you, pals! [giggles]
[munching] These pizza balls make my jaws lock.
Hey buddy, there a babe over at the pool.
Uhuu! That's better! Let's get going!
Last one eat a rotten egg.
Wait up! No fear!
[indistinct talk]
Francine, know how to get 40 fat women into a spa?
Sure, throw in a doughnut. [giggles]
You're too thin, just let me crack your neck,
and then you feel better.
She's right, honey, just let flow with it.
-Hi, handsome! -Eek!
[splash]
Why is he so jumpy?
Babes, we noticed that about him,
the moment we saw him.
[Babes] Young man, you have to come for air sometime,
I wait right here, bubble blower.
[blows water]
Having a little problem with the babes, Speedy?
Butt out! Some babe alert.
Hey, there is somebody over there all by herself.
[Guido] Hmm, looks pretty cute.
I think we should slide over there,
and take a closer look.
[speaks underwater bubbling]
Join me, fellas.
[bubbles]
[splash]
How darn. I was looking for doing little bonding
with the younger generation. Come back, fellas.
[screaming]
[panting]
That was she-war.
Man, what's he doing here?
I was right to be worried.
[Guido panting]
Whatever that limb burger is up to wipe,
better believe it's an odor.
That's not why.
Yak!
Itsy, bitsy spider went up the water spout,
[Speedy] Ooh, that feels good, don't stop.
Yeah that feels great...
[screams]
Quick Guido, I'm gone.
What's the matter with you guys? Too much caffeine? Huh?
If you are here to harm Emperor Fred,
it will take more than those track devise of yours
to get by Pizza Cats, boy brain.
What is it with you cats, always find
such a big deal?
Get off that rail, before you fall!
You guys are always over reacting!
We were told, the producer wanted that.
Do you really think, we over did it?
I don't think it's anything to cry about.
[all crying]
I'm so sorry,
it's just this vacation is so over-due, you know.
Bad guys need a vacation, too.
[explosion]
Jerry Atric, what are doing here?
Get over here on the double.
[coughs]
That asthma sounds bad.
You bet it's bad, that's why I'm here at the spa,
trying to have a vacation and get better.
We are sorry, you are not feeling well.
It's very nice of you to say so,
but if you'd really concerned, you'd call it truce,
so we can both have a nice, little rest.
A cease fire and no fighting?
[Jerry] Exactly.
This is too good to be true.
Hmm, maybe they know the emperor is here,
and they are trying to trick us.
I could go along with that.
[narrator] As the discussions continue,
Emperor Fred is oblivious to the possible danger.
How you doing, most noble one?
[gibberish]
If we sign the truce, the can't harm the emperor,
even if they find out he's here.
I'll take chance.
[Bad Bird] Are you on?
[Guido] I agree, too, but if you guys try
any funny business, I'm gonna pluck you bald.
That is the thought.
[laughs]
Sometimes cats are so disgusting.
[narrator] Unbeknownst to anyone,
General Catton and B-team were on their way
to Health Spa and Tennis Ranch to assist the Pizza Cats
if it should be necessary.
Boy, are these guys good, or what?
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Speedy has quickly scribbled peace proposal,
and all the members of the opposing parties
have gathered for signing.
Boy, your penmanship stinks.
[narrator] And so in spite his inability to read
the fine print, Jerry and Fred signed the truce.
Handshakes were exchanged,
and a sense of well-being prevailed,
There is nothing I like better
than having a little get-together with friends.
And to celebrate, the Ninja Crows have prepared
a little dance.
[croaking]
A real life vacation!
[chatter]
[rhythmic music]
[croaking and clapping]
♪ Put your right foot in Put your right foot out ♪
♪ Hey, you put Your right foot... ♪
Jerry, please sit down, this is not entertaining.
I've brought some real entertainment.
Oh, Seymour!
Why did he have to stop me, I was having fun.
Ooh! Sometime I hate being second banana.
Keep your eyes on center stage!
Aah! Argh!
[applause]
How about doing some
of your fabulous celebrity impression J.P.Conk?
[whisking sound]
[Cheese] Who's that? Lisa Minnelli?
Minnelli, my eye! Princess Vi!
Princess Vi.
Of course I can tell it was the Princess. I could.
Nice cover, Big Cheese.
[narrator] Stunned, and still liked
by the incredible likeness of the Princess Vi,
but the party comes to a stand-still.
Those Ninja Crows sure know how to party, don't they?
Why do I feel like I'm being punished?
Because Al Dente's so tightly squeaks.
We work our tails to the bone,
and look at the way he treats us.
We don't get any of the perks.
[Polly] Don't blame Al, he's not the writer.
We have to get ourselves a new writer.
We got ourselves a new writer!
I think I'll sing.
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow I love you tomorrow... ♪
[gulps]
What are you doing?
And I think one of the animators was the writer!
[narrator] Speedy'd spoken the truth,
and everyone was frozen, until the animator returned,
just in time for them to catch some snappy impressions
in the next room.
here is what I think you like.
[whisking sound]
Ooh!
[laughing]
I've just about had with this lovely party.
Come on everybody, let's go,
and try to have a little fun this evening.
[fast music]
[flipper sounds]
[fast music]
[animal sounds]
[flipper sounds]
[Bad Bird] Beat it!
[Speedy] Aah! what the heck are you doing?
Well, maybe I just play ping pong with Guido instead.
Yeah! I got the pink one!
Where are your manners?
I can't believe it!
I was about to play that!
What's the matter, buddy? Too much catnips?
-[Crow] Smell his breath. -[both] Yack!
Remember the truce.
I don't want to fight with you, but I wish you...
Aah, take a hike, bud.
Yeah, otherwise I'm gonna take this paddle, and slap you.
Just try it! [screams]
[both yell frightened]
[Speedy] That's all crap I'm gonna take from you,
stupid crows! Prepare to lose some tail feathers!
[Big Bird] Hold it!
Pizza Cat, apparently you've forgotten about our truce.
Argh, your little pals are worn out their welcome!
Picky, picky, that's it!
Boy, talk about a bad attitude.
You wrote this thing. Where you from? New York?
What's the matter with you, kid? [Speedy growls]
[Bad Bird] What's the matter with you, pussy cat?
[holds a growl]
[cries] Bad Bird says, I act like I was from New York!
-I want you to apologize! -Huh?
I got it. we settle this with a ping pong match.
That's the only way!
[both] Argh!
Alright, Mr. Smarty-pants, let's see what you've got.
-Now Speedy's done it. -Aahm.
Are you ready?
[Bad Bird] Yeah, I'll serve. [whistle]
[announcer] Bad Bird prepared to serve.
Oh, he'll spin that one, Jack.
And the race returns from Speedy.
Bad Bird hits
Speedy can't get it. first Speedy
Oh yeah!
Speedy prepares to serve.
[narrator] And so our two young rivals began
what was to go down in Pizza cat's legend
as the longest and hard match on record.
Having never played before,
Speedy suggested they pay to 100 points.
A marathon length even to the veteran ping pong ball,
which sought refuge on the score board.
and insisted on resting for ten points.
Hence we reach only action
Both boys are suffering from a severe case of lock jaw.
[both growling]
[announcer] This is match point.
And an incredible scene, Bad Bird is caught up,
he leaps, he can't get it, Speedy wins!
[screaming in dismay]
[screaming in joy]
Hi-hi-hii! The winner takes all.
[growls]
That was charming at ping pong.
You disarm me.
[laughs]
[grunting]
[all scared]
[crash]
Now you crow got it.
What about our peace treaty, you big feather duster?
That's canceled!
[all scared]
Surprise, I can't stand to lose even in ping pong game.
[shouting]
I'm ready! I just can't stand a bad looser.
[shouting]
[fighting sounds]
[narrator] Meanwhile back at the ranch,
the Big Cheese and his cohorts
try out the spa's petting and vibrating chairs.
My, yes, this is so refreshing.
Jerry, it makes all my muscles feel totally relaxed.
I... I... kn-- know.
Do you think we should buy some of these for the hide out?
Huh?
[indistinct shouting]
[crash]
[cashing and screaming]
Hurray, I just love a good fight.
I'm so happy, I
Sometimes you are so sickening.
[explosion]
[grunts and yells]
Howdy all ya beast, hi!
I use this flash light I swallowed
to guide me out of here.
Then I'll teach those Pizza Cats a lesson
they won't find in any school book.
Oh-ow!
Hey, find you use a torch?
Masters don't use torch.
[grunts]
Whoa!
It's a beautiful night for a fight, everyone!
Come on, let's Rambo!
Oh no, this is going to ruin the evening,
I can see that right now.
What do you say, fellas?
Let's call a halt to this whole thing. Huh?
Call it off?
The Monster Genius is going to hear about this.
You know it takes a little bit of effort
to blow myself up like this.
I don't know, gang.
The union can be touchy.
The bad guys write to King.
Would the union fine us?
OK, to your places everybody.
[growls and cackles]
Come on, hurry up, you guys! Hurry up!
[crash] Wait!
I'm better at fight than you do.
Quitter maybe, but let's see how tough it is.
[Speedy] Hey, yihaa!
[screams] [crash]
[monster laughs]
[narrator] Our hero still, but now a secret signal emitted
by the magical Ginzu sword, not able to withstand any storm,
which immediately reaches the Supreme Catatonic.
Fear not, Pizza Cats!
Re-enforcements are just a cat trip away.
[growls]
Give him a little sample of what we got.
I give him a little burst of the water machine gun.
[gun shots]
I got a little something for him.
How about a blast, compliments of bad cat.
[spinning and electric sounds]
[explosions]
Ha, I'm invincible!
Our big guns didn't seem to phase him.
Yeah, this guy isn't as soft as I thought.
[Speedy whimpers]
I think we better get him up. Let's try.
I'm alright, just help me.
Look everyone, Speedy's fine.
[narrator] As our heroes look on,
The Supreme Catatonic launches a barrage of designer weapons,
like no one's ever seen before.
amassing for a powerful counter-attack
the mighty birds zeroing on their adversary.
As they approach,
the Pizza Cats with a little on wardrobe,
change into the very finest fighting attire.
Stunning!
[narrator] Hence their rocket pads locked into place
our heroes have truly become
[all] The Pizza Cats
[fast music]
[Polly] here comes the Supreme Catatonic.
[rocket landing sound]
[Catatonic] Are you ready, Pizza cats?
[Speedy] We are ready!
[narrator] Speedy, show that over blown bag
of wisp, who's boss!
[Speedy] We will.
[Polly] Put that light down!
[Guido] Come on, Speedy, hurry up!
[Speedy] I'm coming.
Hey wait a second. What happened to the white...
Don't close the door! I haven't got any brakes.
[lightning]
[laughs]
[cackles]
That felt good! A little lower and to the right.
[bunches]
Something is the matter! I think he stopped!
[grunts]
[Polly] Stop doing that! You are blocking the windshield.
We can't see a thing.
[grunts]
[swords clashing]
[Speedy] That's it, you big bag of hot air.
You've not only destroyed a perfectly good robot,
but you ruined my vacation.
We can replace the robot,
but we haven't had a vacation in three years!
Ya-hem!
[sharpening swords]
Hi yihaa!
[Speedy speeds by]
Oh no, I don't think that worked.
[growls]
[yells]
What?
[air gushing out]
Get a batch! The robot blows away!
[screaming]
Ha! We sure showed them!
Ha-haa!
Ta-daa!
[narrator] And so the Pizza Cats once again had prevailed.
Proving that old adage,
"It's better to be incredibly lucky, than good".
Meanwhile in what's left of the ranch:
Ha-ha-ha, I just loved it, they punished her.
Let me see, that's 30,000 a room,
rebuild the place and...
Hmm, looks like this remodel is going to cost you
some big change, Mr. Big.
These robes are making blood rush to my head.
[grunts]
[explosion]
[buff]
Let's see: one calculator and...
Man, oh man, that was some adventure, wasn't it?
Pretty cool. We taught those boys a lesson.
Don't get us, man! He-hee.
[narrator] The incredibly lucky Pizza Cats triumph once again.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Samurai Pizza Cat fan club oath.
The Pizza cats are Samurai.
And I like to note,
their antics take your breath away,
like fur balls in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed, we never call a retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
we run upon our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, oh, Pizza Cat,
please ring your little bell.
Although you may be pen and ink,
we'll know you'll fight like:
Pizza Cats!
[ending theme music]
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you liked the show It's the best that we can do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better Then we leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder You might like to know ♪
♪ The cats will be back For another big show ♪
[laughter]
♪ Oh Gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They are fighting crime All over town ♪
[laughter]
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Two...four...six...eight Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits So you now who did the work ♪
[laughter]
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪